She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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