Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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