He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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