question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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