I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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