There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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