I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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