Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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