soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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