I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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