I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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