eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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