was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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