This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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