I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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