What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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