actually, I'm a sock model
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
