I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
