Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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