Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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