I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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