Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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