tell your sister to shave her snatch
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
