I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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