They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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