it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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