There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
