I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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