Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
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