Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
