I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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