WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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