Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
