She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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