eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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