4 words: hood of his car
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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