I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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