these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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