I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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