when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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