I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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