don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
