weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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