your thong is hanging out like whoa
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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