I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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