i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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