OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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