I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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