Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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