i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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