Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
